RIP MJ
Michael Jackson, the king of Pop: May you Rest In Peace.
I never really had a relationship to Michael Jackson, or his music, but it still feels strange to read about his death. He knew music, no doubt. May he finally be able to rest in peace.
That being said, hit the jump for some of my favorite post rigor mortis MJ jokes. They are completely without shame – jump at own risk.
Since Michael Jacksons death, over 100 children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will release them as soon as they find a locksmith.
Farah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates and was granted one wish. She simply asked that all the children in the world be made safe. So God killed Michael Jackson
Apparently Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over.
Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom…and Class 4C in his bedroom.
What’s the difference between MJ and Man Utd? Man Utd still have Giggs in September.
Tags: death, Michael Jackson, MJ, rip
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