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This is my personal christmas gift to all of my readers; may you enjoy it thoroughly, and may it boost your confidence thinking: “Wow, he’s weird.”. I really don’t know why I’m posting this, but it will be revealing, and I will be glad to get it off my chest. This is the most embarrassing facts you’ll ever know about me (I hope) – this is it. To give you a clue about just how embarrassing it is; I don’t think my girlfriend has the slightest idea about what’s number one. It’s pretty bad.

So if you want a good laughter push on trough! Here we go!

#5 – The Dentist

I’m way, way more “afraid” of the dentist than I’d like to think. I don’t go around fearing him, but when I know I’m in for a checkup, I go haywire. I try to stay cool, I try to stay calm, but as soon as my butt is gently placed in that torturing chamber of his I’m crying for something, or someone, to knock me out. I always close my eyes, I pinch my arm to divert whatever pain it is I fear, and I pray for the best. I have an extremely low teeth pain threshold. Or something. I just hate going to that place. Luckily I’m equipped with very healthy teeth. May it be so forever!

#4 – The Dark

I’m extremely skeptical towards what I like to call “the known unknown”. I’m somewhat scared of not knowing what _might_ be hiding in a dark place, rather than actually being scared of the thing itself. It’s hard to explain, and I have no idea why I feel this way. I was probably abducted as a child….That would actually explain a lot of things.

#3 – Three

I hate, loathe, fear, scorn and shudder at the number 3 in its oral english form. There’s some kind of magical barrier in my head blocking any chance of correctly pronouncing the number 3. Tri. Tree. Thre. Thhhhhhri. Threeh. Triih. I fail miserably hard at any and all attempts. I’ve given up.  I haven’t got the slightest idea of where this might originate, but I’m leaning towards the alien abduction theory again.

#2 – Home & Away

For a long period of my life, about five-six years, I used to rush home from school to watch the latest episode of Home & Away. I was seriously addicted to that australian soap, so addicted I’m pretty sure I started to grow breasts and call myself Thomasine. That show sure targets the female teen audience, and boy was I into it. I knew the entire cast, every character and all the drama. The town of Summer Bay(I had to Google for its name – I swear!)  felt like my second home. It’s a miracle I’ve turned out as normal as I have.

… Now, wait.. Why am I posting this? Boredom isn’t it – I have games, and a spankin’ new SLR(thank you so much, Trine! <3), to play around with. In fact, perhaps I should do that just about now. … Geez, if you’re disappointed by the list so far, have no fear, the last one is, by far, the worst.

#1 – 3T’s ANYTHING

3T – ANYTHING :: The first single I ever purchased. And it wasn’t some random purchase. I really wanted that cd. I worked hard for it, and I listened to it for weeks and months. I have no idea why. One of the T’s in the band is called “TAJ” – my initials! That must be it! Yes, surely! I’m not gay! I’m not gay! Buy hey, this probably explains #3 on this list – my issue with pronouncing the number three. This and the alien abduction of course.

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