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Put the Lime in the Coconut, Alan Wake!

Posted by Thomas AJ on May 18th, 2010

The video game Alan Wake was recently released and having spent the entire weekend in Bright Falls I’ve completed it. It’s a great game, possibly the best horror game I’ve ever played. You should go buy it. Enough of that, in the game you encounter a jukebox. The jukebox has one tune. Said tune is by Harry Nilsson and is freakishly catchy. I think my girlfriend is on the verge of leaving me because I’m constantly humming “put the lime in the coconut.. and drink ‘em both up..”. Anyways, here’s the song. Enjoy.

Lyrics:(courtesy of http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/coconut.htm)

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
Now let me get this straight
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank ‘em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Now let me get this straight
You put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both up (3x)
Put the lime in the coconut, you’re such a silly woman
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo-oo, ain’t there nothin’ you can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
Woo-oo, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said
Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say
Yeah-ah, ain’t there nothing I can take, I say
Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said
Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said (3x)
Doctor, you’re such a silly woman
Put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both up
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin’
Yes, you call me in the morning
If you call me in the morning I’ll tell you what to do

Vanille: STFU! (SchiZo sketch #5)

Posted by Thomas AJ on April 9th, 2010

This week’s SchiZo sketch is the result of me pretty much spending the entire easter weekend playing Final Fantasy XIII. It’s a …. decent enough game. The graphics are stellar, the voice acting…. not so much. Every time you bring any of the female characters (but Vanille in particular), you’re in for a .. somewhat unwanted treat perhaps. They moan so much I’m pretty much embarrassed playing the game with sound. I’m fairly certain the entire game is a poorly disguised attempt to bring the adult video industry to well-respected japanese business-men. “Nonono, I’m not a pervert enjoying pornographic content. I’m just in touch with my inner child. I enjoy video games!”. Yeah.

If you haven’t played the game; hit the jump to see a video of Vanilla in combat. Also after the jump: SchiZo’s reaction to a week of Vanille’s moaning. Makes sense, really.

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Cuteness Kills! (SchiZo sketch #4)

Posted by Thomas AJ on March 23rd, 2010

Back yet again for a sketch drawn by SchiZo, with an idea pitched by me. The challenge this week was to draw the cutest thing you can think of – the cutest thing ever  - that will kill you. The cutest, cuddliest, deadliest creature. I really enjoyed the result, so cute, so alluring, yet oh so deadly.

SchiZo Says: Not much to say about this picture, so go and have a look at what happens when you fall asleep while your girlfriend has a grudge and access to instant-tattoos :|

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Thomas++

Posted by Thomas AJ on March 18th, 2010

It’s that time of the year again,  I’m getting older. I’m 24 now. Starting to really grow up. Oh well. Age is but a number!

Short and concise, I’ll be back with the same message next year – stay tuned!

The Dragon (SchiZo Sketch #3)

Posted by Thomas AJ on March 16th, 2010

Another tuesday, another sketch. After a couple of sleepless days last week, I wanted something nice this time around! A dragon! Everyone loves dragons! They are cute! And … fiery! Hit the jump to see the result(s). (Yes, there are two drawings!)

SchiZo Says: Apologies for the lack of cuteness in the previous update. We cool?

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