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Put the Lime in the Coconut, Alan Wake!

Thomas AJ — Tue, 18 May 2010 13:12:23 +0000

The video game Alan Wake was recently released and having spent the entire weekend in Bright Falls I’ve completed it. It’s a great game, possibly the best horror game I’ve ever played. You should go buy it. Enough of that, in the game you encounter a jukebox. The jukebox has one tune. Said tune is by Harry Nilsson and is freakishly catchy. I think my girlfriend is on the verge of leaving me because I’m constantly humming “put the lime in the coconut.. and drink ‘em both up..”. Anyways, here’s the song. Enjoy.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbgv8PkO9eo

Lyrics:(courtesy of http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/coconut.htm)

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em both up (3x)

Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

Now let me get this straight

Put the lime in the coconut, you drank ‘em both up (3x)

Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better

Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both up

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime

His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

She put the lime in the coconut, she drank ‘em both up

Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Now let me get this straight

You put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both up (3x)

Put the lime in the coconut, you’re such a silly woman

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better

Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both down

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning

Woo-oo, ain’t there nothin’ you can take, I said

Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said

Woo-oo, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said

Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say

Yeah-ah, ain’t there nothing I can take, I say

Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache, I said

Doctor, ain’t there nothin’ I can take, I said (3x)

Doctor, you’re such a silly woman

Put the lime in the coconut, you drink ‘em both together

Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better

Put the lime in the coconut, drink ‘em both up

Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin’

Yes, you call me in the morning

If you call me in the morning I’ll tell you what to do

Vanille: STFU! (SchiZo sketch #5)

Thomas AJ — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:02:07 +0000

This week’s SchiZo sketch is the result of me pretty much spending the entire easter weekend playing Final Fantasy XIII. It’s a …. decent enough game. The graphics are stellar, the voice acting…. not so much. Every time you bring any of the female characters (but Vanille in particular), you’re in for a .. somewhat unwanted treat perhaps. They moan so much I’m pretty much embarrassed playing the game with sound. I’m fairly certain the entire game is a poorly disguised attempt to bring the adult video industry to well-respected japanese business-men. “Nonono, I’m not a pervert enjoying pornographic content. I’m just in touch with my inner child. I enjoy video games!”. Yeah.

If you haven’t played the game; hit the jump to see a video of Vanilla in combat. Also after the jump: SchiZo’s reaction to a week of Vanille’s moaning. Makes sense, really.

For the uninvited, here’s a video of the girl in combat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZCs3dHNkQ0

SchiZo says: Sheesh, if you want moaning, go watch some pron.

Cuteness Kills! (SchiZo sketch #4)

Thomas AJ — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:59:04 +0000

Back yet again for a sketch drawn by SchiZo, with an idea pitched by me. The challenge this week was to draw the cutest thing you can think of – the cutest thing ever - that will kill you. The cutest, cuddliest, deadliest creature. I really enjoyed the result, so cute, so alluring, yet oh so deadly.

SchiZo Says: Not much to say about this picture, so go and have a look at what happens when you fall asleep while your girlfriend has a grudge and access to instant-tattoos :|

Oh, and this is what happens when you fall asleep right next to said instant-tattoo-wielding girlfriend. >: (

Thomas++

Thomas AJ — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:24:23 +0000

It’s that time of the year again, I’m getting older. I’m 24 now. Starting to really grow up. Oh well. Age is but a number!

Short and concise, I’ll be back with the same message next year – stay tuned!

The Dragon (SchiZo Sketch #3)

Thomas AJ — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:32:10 +0000

Another tuesday, another sketch. After a couple of sleepless days last week, I wanted something nice this time around! A dragon! Everyone loves dragons! They are cute! And … fiery! Hit the jump to see the result(s). (Yes, there are two drawings!)

SchiZo Says: Apologies for the lack of cuteness in the previous update. We cool?

Look at them! They’re probably best friends, both so cute and cuddly and ready to embark upon a grand adventure. Saving the world with their dragonflying and elf-having luck. They are mighty Heroes, they will rid the world of all Evil!

Yup, we’re cool!

We were at least. Five minutes later the following dumped into my mailbox.

SchiZo Says (continued): But again, I’m an ass :D

So much for saving the world. That poor cute little elf! She’s all …. headless and dead now. >:(

SchiZo Sketch #2

Thomas AJ — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:17:31 +0000

Ohboyohboy. To continue the tradition of what freaks me out, we’re at the second SchiZo Sketch today. And, well, it speaks for itself. I probably was a bit vague in describing this week’s challenge: a creature surviving without eyes, but geez: with the hotel story and this drawing I’m looking at a lot of sleepless weeks!

SchiZo Comment: Thomas wanted a creature of sorts with no eyes. I’m confident that this is not what he had in mind :)

She’s right.

On Very Thin Ice

Thomas AJ — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 22:42:40 +0000

I’m a hummer. Most of times I have a song playing on repeat in my head. At times it’s great , other times - not so great. Like now. A couple of months a go I stumbled across Auto-Tune the News on YouTube. Said months later and I’m still playing the Auto-Tune the News 24/7 concert in my head. I’m starting to get somewhat tired. However, perhaps this is some kind of viral thing. Perhaps I must ‘pass it on’? Well, I’m gonna try that. The part in question is the part where Katie Couric starts talking about the melting of the north pole. We find ourselves on very thin ice. Very Thin Ice. Very, very, very thin ice. Very Thin Ice. Surely you jest, I’m under cardiac arrest. We’re on very thin ice. It starts at 1:20. Enjoy. And don’t give this virus back to me. Thanks.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBb4cjjj1gI

Oh, and if you liked it you should also pay attention to people on the roads who are texting while driving. After all: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAfQhQJOquA

Weekly SchiZo Sketch #1

Thomas AJ — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:33:16 +0000

My girlfriend is an awesome artist, and I wanted her to use her talent more often! So we came up with the idea of me pitching her a new idea every week, and she drawing a sketch of that idea. I love the concept and will post the results right here, on my blog.

First out: the idea of a collision of the two BioWare worlds of Dragon Age and Mass Effect. Something from the future meets the fascinating idea of magic. Think of a robotic being wielding the powers of magic.

SchiZo Comment: At first ideas of robotic magicians spawned in my head, but then Thomas had to say something about Legion. This is Legion in all his magical glory.

Sunday Workout Log Week 1(the redux!)

Thomas AJ — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 00:46:33 +0000

And we’re back! My last attempt at actually keeping the log(and the workout) going failed because of christmas! Excuses, excuses. Oh well, I’m giving it a new serious go. I’ve even created this little script thingy, which makes it easierfor me to keep track of my activities! Anywho, last sunday I started by weighing my slender body, and after a grand total of two trips to the gym I’ve made serious progress. Let’s hope this kind of progress continues every week until summer. Woo. That would be great. This log is weight in kgs only though, but I’m actually spending a lot of time on different muscle building machines as well. Oh well, decrease in weight is my most important goal. Hopefully it’ll turn out great. Week 1 sure did.

Week 1 and I went to the gym a grand total of 2 times. The result:

-2.4!

A big, fat green number. Good times.

Christmas Tree Ornament

Thomas AJ — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 01:25:38 +0000

Christmas Tree Ornament

Originally uploaded by Djevlen

I have a new hobby! Turns out I really love taking pictures, even though I hate going outdoors! Quite the conundrum! I predict I will be taking a lot of pictures, although I’m also pretty sure _a lot_ will be scrapped. Hopefully my skills will improve with time! : D