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Je suis enchante. Ou est le bibliotheque? Voila, mon passport! Ah, Gerard Depardieu. Baguette. Ah ha ha. Baguette oh oh, hoh! hoh! Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarché. Pamplemousse! Ananas! Jus d’orange! Boeuf! Soup du Jour! Camembert! Jacque Cousteau! Baguette! Hoh! Danger. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour, monsieru. Bonjour mon petite bureau de change. Ca va? Ca va. Ca va? Ca va. Voila le conversation a la parc. Ou est le livre? A la bibliotheque. Et le musique dance? Et le discotheque. Et le discotheque? C’est ici, baby! Un deux, un deux trois quaaatre! Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Ou est la piscine? Pardon moi? Ou est la piscine? …. Uh… Splish Splosh! Eh…? Je ne comprends pas. Parlez-vous le francais? Eh..? Parlez-vous le francais? Uh….No. Oh.. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah.

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Yep, that’s one informative blog title. And I’ve got the pictures to prove it! First the story; Here I was taking a stroll around in lovely Fredrikstad, Norway. Minding my own business, contemplating world domination and how to wash socks. Then *KABAM BLOWZY POWZER*! Some nutjob decided to, well, I’ll let the pictures speak for themselves;

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I don’t know about the coffee, but the placement of this ad surely isn’t ‘VERYGOOD’. Well, it is. I sure did notice the ad.

Unrelated freezing pics; Icecar. Dangerous ice water. Norway is cold. : (

Two nights ago I fell asleep at 2 am. I woke up at 5 am. Then I drowzed off at around 5pm that evening, woke up a couple of hours later. Jump forward 17 hours and I’m at school coding some php. Atleast, I think I am. I’m what you call tired. Or a zombie, if you want to be accurate. One lecture to go and I’m heading home for some sleep. It shall be epic. Before that; make the jump to see what fluids I offer to this temple of power I so boldly call “my body”.

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YepYep, yes indeed. That’s quite a title if I may say so myself. Anywho; this post is awfully revealing and stuff. It contains pictures. Lots of them. Now, some of them are a bit graphic, some include partial nudity, some are just downright scary. All of them are of me. Just me. So viewer discretion is by all means advised. The pictures are all from the same event, an event that took place a couple of weeks back during the last days of True Summer, when I was preparing for school.

The thing is, I didn’t shave during July. At all. With SchiZo threatening to braid it in my sleep and me finally realizing it really didn’t look any good I decided to let it go. Also, people walking up to me on the street and giving me change got real old – real quick. I had to do something.

So, unless you’re easily offended, lock up your kids and throw your wife in the basement; Here We Go!

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It’s been raining hard all day. The winds are blowing like a penniless girl in Amsterdam. There’s no doubt about it. Summer’s gone – Fall is here. Or Autumn, if you’re into that kind of shit. Anyways, I don’t know what to think about it. I hate the short days. It’s getting darker and darker every day. I love to hear the rain brutally crash upon the windows when I’m inside. I hate that same rain when I’m forced to go to school. But I love the fact that I can stay in all day and blame it on the weather.

It’s been a couple of weeks since I last posted anything. The reason for my treason is school. I’m back to my IT studies. This time with what I like to call Motivation. I’ve finally settled in now though, so things are going great. I really think there’s a slight chance I’ll actually become something this time around. That’s kinda cool.

I’d like to thank everyone who gave me their valuable feedback and experience when I wanted help deciding on a DSLR, but as things unfold it seems I neither have the time nor the money to make such an investment now. The time is obviously because of school – I want to do well – the money is also, well kind of, because of school. I bought a Macbook Pro. And there’s no doubt about it; It was expensive. But so far I’m very pleased, and hopefully it’ll help me get trough all of my assignments when they start to pile up.

So there you have it, a little update about what’s going on. Stay tuned the next couple of days for pictures of me transforming from a 40 year old dirty hobo to a twelve year old innocent altar boy. In the meantine, if you’re feeling creative, I urge you to drop by my girlfriend’s oekaki board!

Oh, and I apologize for that penniless girl comment. I don’t even know what that was.