Thomasaj.com » Random Rants http://www.thomasaj.com Mon, 24 May 2010 15:50:30 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Best Music Video Ever Made http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/11/30/best-music-video-ever-made/ http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/11/30/best-music-video-ever-made/#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 07:10:51 +0000 Thomas AJ http://www.thomasaj.com/?p=267 This is it. Definitely.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Y1MalRrDc

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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbbxA8a_M_s

This is probably my favorite. An epic rap battle between the Rhymenocerous and the Hiphopopotamus. Fantastic!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

I assume this is taken from their tv show. One I’ve regrettably not yet seen. I love the cute selection of small instruments.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64

A song that’s not in their HBO special. Written for robots who have killed all humans. That’s quite the market, indeed.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlYkIJVguCU

Jenny meet up with an old flame in the park. Intense!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGOohBytKTU

The one with the most hits on YouTube.  Lots of fun, but the one I love the least.

Flight of the Conchords. This is my kind of humor.

]]> http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/07/10/flight-of-the-conchords/feed/ 2 RIP MJ http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/06/28/ripmj/ http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/06/28/ripmj/#comments Sat, 27 Jun 2009 22:39:14 +0000 Thomas AJ http://www.thomasaj.com/wordpress/?p=141 Michael Jackson, the king of Pop: May you Rest In Peace.

I never really had a relationship to Michael Jackson, or his music, but it still feels strange to read about his death. He knew music, no doubt. May he finally be able to rest in peace.

That being said, hit the jump for some of my favorite post rigor mortis MJ jokes. They are completely without shame – jump at own risk.

Since Michael Jacksons death, over 100 children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will release them as soon as they find a locksmith.

Farah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates and was granted one wish. She simply asked that all the children in the world be made safe. So God killed Michael Jackson

Apparently Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over.

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom…and Class 4C in his bedroom.

What’s the difference between MJ and Man Utd? Man Utd still have Giggs in September.

]]> http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/06/28/ripmj/feed/ 0 The Sims 3 http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/06/05/the-sims-3/ http://www.thomasaj.com/2009/06/05/the-sims-3/#comments Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:22:48 +0000 Thomas AJ http://www.thomasaj.com/wordpress/2009/06/05/the-sims-3/ I’m playing it. Yes. It’s even fun. That is all.

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“Did you know that a new race has been discovered. Living six inches under Denver. All named Morten. Or Mortensen.”

Also, “Spanish and Italian are the same language.”

The real juice however, is this; “They’re controlling our minds with flu shots. ”

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Guess what tv-show I’ve been watching lately.

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Everyone loves Magical Trevor.  ”Why?”, you ask? Well, the tricks he does are ever so clever.  Everyone’s seen that. Hiding cows.  Seeing beans. What’s not to love? He even brings the cow back from his magical journey! Ah, the memories. Takes me back to the contest of ye olde days. “Who sustains the pressure of Macigal Trevor the Longest?”  Safe to say; those were crazy days.

On to something less flashy.  I hate the snow.  Someone make it go away.  Now, please.   It’s March damnit! I don’t want snow on my birthday. : (

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Hit the jump for the only picture I managed to grab before indulging myself in reckless gluttony!

julebruuuuuuuuuuuuuus

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He’s hiding behind door number: one

Behind door number two is a man who spent too much time at woodstock: two

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Four assignements to be handed in next week. Woop-de-do-happyjoyjoy. Eirik? It’s Friday.

]]> http://www.thomasaj.com/2008/09/26/tired/feed/ 0 I’ve Seen Things. http://www.thomasaj.com/2008/05/13/ive-seen-things/ http://www.thomasaj.com/2008/05/13/ive-seen-things/#comments Tue, 13 May 2008 20:33:17 +0000 Thomas AJ http://www.thomasaj.com/wordpress/2008/05/13/ive-seen-things/ During a bore-stint (Yeah, how’s that even possible with Trine’s 360 and Grand Theft Auto IV back home?) I rediscovered weebls-stuff.com It’s safe to say that I’ve seen things, I’ve seen them with my eyes. I’ve seen things, they’re often in disguise. Like carrots, handbags, cheese, toilets, Russians, planets, hamsters, weddings, poets, Stalin, Kuala Lumpur, pygmys, budgies, Kuala Lumpur. Also worth mentioning is … euh, panic a Snake…snaaaake. : (

I suggest opening both links at once for added lols. Being high on Battery should also help. The enery drink. Not the electrochemical cells connected in series which store chemical energy and make it available as electrical energy.

Over to something much more serious, frightening and sad. The News. I didn’t know the 18 year old personally, but I do know the driver. He went in the same class as my brother for a good ten years, and I’ve played some football with him. Reading things like this saddens me. The word on the street is that both guys were “influenced” by alcohol. Not good. My condolence’s goes to family and close friends. Reading stuff like this, to know it can happen to anyone, it gives me the shivers. Life can end anytime. I know I’m a fortunate camper. I know how lucky I’ve been with life. I’m a member of a family with few to no real worries. I have a great girlfriend. I love them all.  I like to think that if I was rich I’d give something to those less fortunate. Sadly, I’m sure I’d spoil it all on computers and the like. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Live your life the way you want to live. It can end when you make your next move.

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