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I’m a hummer. Most of times I have a song playing on repeat in my head. At times it’s great , other times -- not so great. Like now. A couple of months a go I stumbled across Auto-Tune the News on YouTube. Said months later and I’m still playing the Auto-Tune the News 24/7 concert in my head. I’m starting to get somewhat tired. However, perhaps this is some kind of viral thing. Perhaps I must ‘pass it on’? Well, I’m gonna try that. The part in question is the part where Katie Couric starts talking about the melting of the north pole. We find ourselves on very thin ice. Very Thin Ice. Very, very, very thin ice. Very Thin Ice. Surely you jest, I’m under cardiac arrest. We’re on very thin ice. It starts at 1:20. Enjoy. And don’t give this virus back to me. Thanks.

Oh, and if you liked it you should also pay attention to people on the roads who are texting while driving. After all: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.

This is it. Definitely.

Je suis enchante. Ou est le bibliotheque? Voila, mon passport! Ah, Gerard Depardieu. Baguette. Ah ha ha. Baguette oh oh, hoh! hoh! Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarché. Pamplemousse! Ananas! Jus d’orange! Boeuf! Soup du Jour! Camembert! Jacque Cousteau! Baguette! Hoh! Danger. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour. Bonjour, monsieru. Bonjour mon petite bureau de change. Ca va? Ca va. Ca va? Ca va. Voila le conversation a la parc. Ou est le livre? A la bibliotheque. Et le musique dance? Et le discotheque. Et le discotheque? C’est ici, baby! Un deux, un deux trois quaaatre! Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Ou est la piscine? Pardon moi? Ou est la piscine? …. Uh… Splish Splosh! Eh…? Je ne comprends pas. Parlez-vous le francais? Eh..? Parlez-vous le francais? Uh….No. Oh.. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah. Foux du fa fa. Foux du fa fa fa fa. Foux du fa fa. Ah ee aah.

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It’s true. We did. Unless you believe ET or some other alien did it. (Oh no I didn’t!) Regardless, I’ve been watching the Big Bang Theory lately and the theme song, by the Barenaked Ladies, is now permanently stuck on my frontal lobe.  The show is pretty fun, although I have to admit that I felt obliged to watch the first few episode. Being the geekery it is. The song is catchy and fun! Enjoy it, with lyrics, after the break. Oh, and yeah, the song is called ‘The History Of Everything’ – not ‘The Big Bang Theory’.  Find the group at BareNakedLadies.com. No. That’s not porno. Freak!

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This is the last time I’ll whine about how much I’ve worked lately. I promise. Stop sending me hate mail. Stop kidnapping my family for ransom. Stop nailing my door shut. I am aware of the Great World Famine. I am aware of the wars of the world.  Anywho – because of my unhealthy addiction I always tune in to NRK P3 whilst at work. This has severe side-effects, as P3 pretty much plays the same few songs over and over and over and over and over again. That’s why I over the last couple of weeks  could be found strolling around humming and singing to none other than Alesha Dixon – The boy does nothing.  Hit the jump for lyrics and a live performance by Ms. Dixon. I have no further comment.

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