If you haven’t played the game; hit the jump to see a video of Vanilla in combat. Also after the jump: SchiZo’s reaction to a week of Vanille’s moaning. Makes sense, really.

For the uninvited, here’s a video of the girl in combat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZCs3dHNkQ0

SchiZo says: Sheesh, if you want moaning, go watch some pron.

The Weather. The. Weather. This is a bloody bad idea. I could write about the weather for ages. I live in friggin’ icetastic Norway, and I hate anything below 15 degrees Celsius. I’m fucked from the get-go. Me and Mr. W go way back, starting on our 22nd year now. That’s quite some time. And the only time I’ve been truly happy with the old bugger is last summer when I went to Greece with my girlfriend. A big, fat, yellow sun prancing around on the horizon. Gracefully embracing your skin with its yellow tentacles of love. Piercing through clouds whiter than the purest cocaine. It makes me all jiggly just thinking of it. Well, cut the crap and fast forward to today. It’s the 16th of March today and that nonsensical excuse of common science that is “Mr Weather” decided to rear its mentally defected head once again. As I was driving home from the store, some two hours ago, it started to snow. Yes. Snow. What the hell? The only time when snow is remotely tolerable is during Christmas. And no, Christmas has yet to be moved to March. Blargh, I want summer, and I want it now. Ironically, I have a great wish for some day to move to Canada. I’m such a dunce.

Enough of that. Easter is up. Easter – that time when some hairy, infant-loving dude named Jesus supposedly got tired of being dead, and well – grew some wings and flew away. Feel free to correct me if I’ve got the facts wrong. However, to the enlightened child that is yours truly, easter means nothing more than time off school and candy. The latter in an abundance. So, mom, if you’re reading this, the following is what Trine got from her mother: Candy1 and Candy2!

Also, as my birthday is now only two days away, Trine handed me some awesome bounty yesterday. A Team Fortress 2 inspired T-shirt. The message is pretty “internal” and I love it. Thanks. <3

I was going to write something about how completely inane Sony Ericsson has been designing their pc software as well, but I’ve written way too much already. Hopefully you’re all doing well, no matter how excruciating the weather around you may be. Bye. : )