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		<title>Five Embarrassing Facts!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my personal christmas gift to all of my readers; may you enjoy it thoroughly, and may it boost your confidence thinking: &#8220;Wow, he&#8217;s weird.&#8221;. I really don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m posting this, but it will be revealing, and I will be glad to get it off my chest. This is the most embarrassing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is my personal christmas gift to all of my readers; may you enjoy it thoroughly, and may it boost your confidence thinking: &#8220;Wow, he&#8217;s weird.&#8221;. I really don&#8217;t know why I&#8217;m posting this, but it will be revealing, and I will be glad to get it off my chest. This is the most embarrassing facts you&#8217;ll ever know about me (I hope) &#8211; this is it. To give you a clue about just how embarrassing it is; I don&#8217;t think <a href="http://schizohybrid.com/" target="_blank">my girlfriend </a>has the slightest idea about what&#8217;s number one. It&#8217;s pretty bad.</p>
<p>So if you want a good laughter push on trough! Here we go!</p>
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<h2>#5 &#8211; The Dentist</h2>
<p>I&#8217;m way, way more &#8220;afraid&#8221; of the dentist than I&#8217;d like to think. I don&#8217;t go around fearing him, but when I know I&#8217;m in for a checkup, I go haywire. I try to stay cool, I try to stay calm, but as soon as my butt is gently placed in that torturing chamber of his I&#8217;m crying for something, or someone, to knock me out. I always close my eyes, I pinch my arm to divert whatever pain it is I fear, and I pray for the best. I have an extremely low teeth pain threshold. Or something. I just hate going to that place. Luckily I&#8217;m equipped with very healthy teeth. May it be so forever!</p>
<h2>#4 &#8211; The Dark</h2>
<p>I&#8217;m extremely skeptical towards what I like to call &#8220;the known unknown&#8221;. I&#8217;m somewhat scared of not knowing what _might_ be hiding in a dark place, rather than actually being scared of the thing itself. It&#8217;s hard to explain, and I have no idea why I feel this way. I was probably abducted as a child&#8230;.That would actually explain a lot of things.</p>
<h2>#3 &#8211; Three</h2>
<p>I hate, loathe, fear, scorn and shudder at the number 3 in its oral english form. There&#8217;s some kind of magical barrier in my head blocking any chance of correctly pronouncing the number 3. Tri. Tree. Thre. Thhhhhhri. Threeh. Triih. I fail miserably hard at any and all attempts. I&#8217;ve given up.  I haven&#8217;t got the slightest idea of where this might originate, but I&#8217;m leaning towards the alien abduction theory again.</p>
<h2>#2 &#8211; Home &amp; Away</h2>
<p>For a long period of my life, about five-six years, I used to rush home from school to watch the latest episode of Home &amp; Away. I was seriously addicted to that australian soap, so addicted I&#8217;m pretty sure I started to grow breasts and call myself Thomasine. That show sure targets the female teen audience, and boy was I into it. I knew the entire cast, every character and all the drama. The town of Summer Bay(I had to Google for its name &#8211; I swear!)  felt like my second home. It&#8217;s a miracle I&#8217;ve turned out as normal as I have.</p>
<p>&#8230; Now, wait.. Why am I posting this? Boredom isn&#8217;t it &#8211; I have games, and a spankin&#8217; new SLR(thank you so much, Trine! &lt;3), to play around with. In fact, perhaps I should do that just about now. &#8230; Geez, if you&#8217;re disappointed by the list so far, have no fear, the last one is, by far, the worst.</p>
<h2>#1 &#8211; 3T&#8217;s ANYTHING</h2>
<p><a href="http://open.spotify.com/track/2AtBXRPCZhtIqSGF5ap33B">3T – ANYTHING</a> :: The first single I ever purchased. And it wasn&#8217;t some random purchase. I really wanted that cd. I worked hard for it, and I listened to it for weeks and months. I have no idea why. One of the T&#8217;s in the band is called &#8220;TAJ&#8221; &#8211; my initials! That must be it! Yes, surely! I&#8217;m not gay! I&#8217;m not gay! Buy hey, this probably explains #3 on this list &#8211; my issue with pronouncing the number three. This and the alien abduction of course.</p>
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