I never really had a relationship to Michael Jackson, or his music, but it still feels strange to read about his death. He knew music, no doubt. May he finally be able to rest in peace.

That being said, hit the jump for some of my favorite post rigor mortis MJ jokes. They are completely without shame – jump at own risk.

Since Michael Jacksons death, over 100 children have gathered at the gates of Neverland. Police have said that they will release them as soon as they find a locksmith.

Farah Fawcett arrived at the pearly gates and was granted one wish. She simply asked that all the children in the world be made safe. So God killed Michael Jackson

Apparently Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over.

Los Angeles police have raided Michael Jackson’s Neverland ranch this afternoon . It is being reported that they found Class A drugs in his kitchen, Class B drugs in his bathroom…and Class 4C in his bedroom.

What’s the difference between MJ and Man Utd? Man Utd still have Giggs in September.

I suggest opening both links at once for added lols. Being high on Battery should also help. The enery drink. Not the electrochemical cells connected in series which store chemical energy and make it available as electrical energy.

Over to something much more serious, frightening and sad. The News. I didn’t know the 18 year old personally, but I do know the driver. He went in the same class as my brother for a good ten years, and I’ve played some football with him. Reading things like this saddens me. The word on the street is that both guys were “influenced” by alcohol. Not good. My condolence’s goes to family and close friends. Reading stuff like this, to know it can happen to anyone, it gives me the shivers. Life can end anytime. I know I’m a fortunate camper. I know how lucky I’ve been with life. I’m a member of a family with few to no real worries. I have a great girlfriend. I love them all.  I like to think that if I was rich I’d give something to those less fortunate. Sadly, I’m sure I’d spoil it all on computers and the like. I don’t know where I’m going with this. Live your life the way you want to live. It can end when you make your next move.