Welcome to THE ORIGINAL FRIDAY POST – The highest ranking and most read posts here at this much fine site “Thomasaj.com”. As you probably gathered, I’m Eirik Xerox Jensen, and I’m here to guestpost and to raise the bar a couple of notches (no offence, Thomas!! No regular fence either!! HEHEHE! (actually, I’m all out of fences :(( ))

So. My day. I woke up at five fifteen today, to venture to the great Bergen. I did some training (did you see what I did there?) some flying, and some bussing. I’ve actually tested the three biggest kinds of collective transport… in one day. How about them cookies? Or them transporties. Actually, that only leaves out one element. The water. Next time, I’ll have to include some boating in my schedule.

The reason for my mission? I picked up my new car, of course. I arrived in Bergen at eight am. It was raining like a motherlickcocksuckah — and no, I won’t pull a standard raining joke. I hate raining jokes. Especially when it’s raining… MEN!

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Did you see what I did there?

Anyways. My trip went on to meat (DID YOU SEE… .. . ffdfs) the seller, and then we ventured to the great Biltilsynet. It took about ~2 hours before the car was registred and paid in my name etc, and about 12′o’clock I started the long journey home to Oslo. It took about 8 hours, but was a delight in my car.

Oh? Which car, you ask? Well of course, it’s a Bavarian Motor (not Mother :D:D) Works.  And it’s great! It’s chooey, it’s hooey, it’s black, and I’m pretty sure my kebab-skills just increased by 30%. It’s like picking up The Great Katana of Kebabing, which gives you a couple of pluses here and there, and maybe a couple of defenses against a roll.. or something? I actually “convoyed” on the E6 with 3 other Bavarian Mother Works, and in two of the other cars there were typical BMW drivers. I’ll let you figure that one out.

Also, a pretty funny incident, when I was parked at “Voss” — to get myself a meal and a fm-sender (which really sucked twins (testicles)) — 4 New Norwegians had gathered by my car, and they were pointing and talking. And they nodded to me, and I nodded to them, as I took my seat and drove out of there. As fast as I could. A pretty great trip, all in all. I had my eyes on the road for all the time, so I didn’t get to see any of that great nature, but it was cool anyways.

Holy shit, this is one long Friday Post. I’ma leave it at this.

See you next friday!

Greets

Eirik Xerox Jensen — Guest Ranter 2008.