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Vanille: STFU! (SchiZo sketch #5)

Thomas AJ — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 23:02:07 +0000

This week’s SchiZo sketch is the result of me pretty much spending the entire easter weekend playing Final Fantasy XIII. It’s a …. decent enough game. The graphics are stellar, the voice acting…. not so much. Every time you bring any of the female characters (but Vanille in particular), you’re in for a .. somewhat unwanted treat perhaps. They moan so much I’m pretty much embarrassed playing the game with sound. I’m fairly certain the entire game is a poorly disguised attempt to bring the adult video industry to well-respected japanese business-men. “Nonono, I’m not a pervert enjoying pornographic content. I’m just in touch with my inner child. I enjoy video games!”. Yeah.

If you haven’t played the game; hit the jump to see a video of Vanilla in combat. Also after the jump: SchiZo’s reaction to a week of Vanille’s moaning. Makes sense, really.

For the uninvited, here’s a video of the girl in combat.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZCs3dHNkQ0

SchiZo says: Sheesh, if you want moaning, go watch some pron.

Cuteness Kills! (SchiZo sketch #4)

Thomas AJ — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 17:59:04 +0000

Back yet again for a sketch drawn by SchiZo, with an idea pitched by me. The challenge this week was to draw the cutest thing you can think of – the cutest thing ever - that will kill you. The cutest, cuddliest, deadliest creature. I really enjoyed the result, so cute, so alluring, yet oh so deadly.

SchiZo Says: Not much to say about this picture, so go and have a look at what happens when you fall asleep while your girlfriend has a grudge and access to instant-tattoos :|

Oh, and this is what happens when you fall asleep right next to said instant-tattoo-wielding girlfriend. >: (

The Dragon (SchiZo Sketch #3)

Thomas AJ — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 14:32:10 +0000

Another tuesday, another sketch. After a couple of sleepless days last week, I wanted something nice this time around! A dragon! Everyone loves dragons! They are cute! And … fiery! Hit the jump to see the result(s). (Yes, there are two drawings!)

SchiZo Says: Apologies for the lack of cuteness in the previous update. We cool?

Look at them! They’re probably best friends, both so cute and cuddly and ready to embark upon a grand adventure. Saving the world with their dragonflying and elf-having luck. They are mighty Heroes, they will rid the world of all Evil!

Yup, we’re cool!

We were at least. Five minutes later the following dumped into my mailbox.

SchiZo Says (continued): But again, I’m an ass :D

So much for saving the world. That poor cute little elf! She’s all …. headless and dead now. >:(

SchiZo Sketch #2

Thomas AJ — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:17:31 +0000

Ohboyohboy. To continue the tradition of what freaks me out, we’re at the second SchiZo Sketch today. And, well, it speaks for itself. I probably was a bit vague in describing this week’s challenge: a creature surviving without eyes, but geez: with the hotel story and this drawing I’m looking at a lot of sleepless weeks!

SchiZo Comment: Thomas wanted a creature of sorts with no eyes. I’m confident that this is not what he had in mind :)

She’s right.

Weekly SchiZo Sketch #1

Thomas AJ — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 14:33:16 +0000

My girlfriend is an awesome artist, and I wanted her to use her talent more often! So we came up with the idea of me pitching her a new idea every week, and she drawing a sketch of that idea. I love the concept and will post the results right here, on my blog.

First out: the idea of a collision of the two BioWare worlds of Dragon Age and Mass Effect. Something from the future meets the fascinating idea of magic. Think of a robotic being wielding the powers of magic.

SchiZo Comment: At first ideas of robotic magicians spawned in my head, but then Thomas had to say something about Legion. This is Legion in all his magical glory.

This Was A Triumph!

Thomas AJ — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:30:56 +0000

Every blog out there did write something about Portal when it launched at the end of 2007. So, now it’s my turn. And in this entry — there will be cake! Lots of it! : D (Also, pictures are clickable! : ) )

Now this is how you make cake. And no. I didn’t. SchiZo did. And it was made of pure awesomeness.

Looks mighty delicious, doesn’t it? I thought so, and so did the people ‘downstairs’. SchiZo went down with the cake, and then SchiZo came back with the cake. This is the horrifying outcome.

Luckily, there was more than enough! \o/ So now it’s my turn. You’re going down, cake!

Cake is no more.. :’ (

Ok. That was a lie. ; ) There’s still more cake, but you’re not getting any! It’s MINE!! ALL MINE!!!

Team Fortress 2 Lols

Thomas AJ — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:52:06 +0000

Nothing special today, just some random gaming. And with the random gaming – a video!
Check out this (right click -> save as)video made by SchiZohybrid. Not your average fragtastic flick, but I like it. Song, video, the whole shebang. Well done. : )

Also, my birthday is coming up soon – can’t believe I’m thirteen already. Time flies so fast.

That’s all.
Regards, Thomas ‘Speedblogger’ Johansen.