Posts Tagged ‘secrets’
Mr. X Brings The Secrets
From Mr. X himself comes the juiciest of juicy secrets.
“Did you know that a new race has been discovered. Living six inches under Denver. All named Morten. Or Mortensen.”
Also, “Spanish and Italian are the same language.”
The real juice however, is this; “They’re controlling our minds with flu shots. ”
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Guess what tv-show I’ve been watching lately.