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The Friday Cornar repack

The pakis are running over the grous. The rain is streaming down. Mexican melodies playing on the radio. There’s food. Being prepared. Upstairs. I do not know which kind of food. The smell of peppers circulating outside my doorway. A little hedgedog crosses the road. “Heh, a hedgedog” I notice (out loud). But no one can hear me. No one.. can hears me!

I’m looking out in the horisonts while I think “Father, it’s friday. It’s friday and I don’t have any good stories for the friday corner.” I softly lurk my Bjørn Borg underwear whilst I feel my left testicular is laying all wrong. “God damn Bjørn Borg. Don’t you have any balls!” I shout. “Don’t you have any balls!” is repeated. He obviously doesn’t. Why do you need balls when you’re the worlds greatest tennis star? Except tennis-balls. Why do you need OTHER types of balls! Volleyballs! Basketballs! Footballs (soccerballs). They have no value for a tennisstar.

I really don’t have anything to tell!

Yes. I saw three persons in the open dealing behind Oslo City today. It was right a view.

Here. Take a soft-ice.

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3 Responses to “The Friday Cornar repack”

  1. April 11th, 2008 at 10:26 pm

    Thomas AJ says:

    I feel it’s important to stress the fact that this was written by the selfproclaimed genius and mad man Eirik.

    However, with no content, it was mighty good written. The ball section. Priceless. The soft-ice. Delicious. No Portal Caek, but still great. And the story of Sin that is Oslo. Frightful! Keep the corner filled up, Mr wolfie!

  2. April 12th, 2008 at 10:00 am

    SchiZo says:

    Hfhhghahahha?!

    In an instant, I understand everything that happened last night. Priceless.

    Pricless.

    Also, I`m what Eirik once refered to as “back-drunk” on a MacBook. This will be an interesting morning indeed.

    <3

  3. April 23rd, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Sidious says:

    The madman Eirik seems to master teh art of writing. A funny text indeed. Thumbs up!

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