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This Was A Triumph!

Every blog out there did write something about Portal when it launched at the end of 2007. So, now it’s my turn. And in this entry — there will be cake! Lots of it! : D (Also, pictures are clickable! : ) )

CAAAAKE! \o/
Now this is how you make cake. And no. I didn’t. SchiZo did. And it was made of pure awesomeness.
More Cake! More Cake! More Cake! <3
Looks mighty delicious, doesn’t it? I thought so, and so did the people ‘downstairs’. SchiZo went down with the cake, and then SchiZo came back with the cake. This is the horrifying outcome.
WTF?! 50% Less Cake?! : ||||

Luckily, there was more than enough! \o/ So now it’s my turn. You’re going down, cake!
Oooooh! Caaake! Triumph indeed!!

Cake is no more.. :’ (
Cake is gone? : (((((

Ok. That was a lie. ; ) There’s still more cake, but you’re not getting any! It’s MINE!! ALL MINE!!!

Getting the Kinks Together

Yes. I’ve more or less adjusted to my new .. life. Mmyes.  So things are going pretty good, I guess.

As far as this site goes though, I’m gonna make some changes to it. Nothing big. The ‘Friends’ section is looking at an update. More friends, less chitterchatter. So now you know that I’m not joking, guys. You will be added. So stop poking me, I’ll do it when I’m not .. busy. : _ D

And in other news, I may or may not have been contacted by a contractor of war looking for me to code and ‘host’ their new site. It’ll be awesome. And of course dead serious. Of course. Will update with more info on the subject when I get the work done, and someone to do the art. Yes. That “Someone” knows who she is. ; D

In more other news, I’m going to her tomorrow! Can hardly wait! I kinda want to take the car and go now, but I would’ve scared the shitless out of her if I did.  Bedtime now. I’ve heard people say time goes faster when you’re sleeping. Good night.

Mr. Weather

What do all conversations have in common? No matter how short. No matter how meaningless. No matter how retarded. Every god damned conversation has at some point been about — yeah, you guessed it — the weather. And I sure as hell don’t want to be any different, so here goes!

The Weather. The. Weather. This is a bloody bad idea. I could write about the weather for ages. I live in friggin’ icetastic Norway, and I hate anything below 15 degrees Celsius. I’m fucked from the get-go. Me and Mr. W go way back, starting on our 22nd year now. That’s quite some time. And the only time I’ve been truly happy with the old bugger is last summer when I went to Greece with my girlfriend. A big, fat, yellow sun prancing around on the horizon. Gracefully embracing your skin with its yellow tentacles of love. Piercing through clouds whiter than the purest cocaine. It makes me all jiggly just thinking of it. Well, cut the crap and fast forward to today. It’s the 16th of March today and that nonsensical excuse of common science that is “Mr Weather” decided to rear its mentally defected head once again. As I was driving home from the store, some two hours ago, it started to snow. Yes. Snow. What the hell? The only time when snow is remotely tolerable is during Christmas. And no, Christmas has yet to be moved to March. Blargh, I want summer, and I want it now. Ironically, I have a great wish for some day to move to Canada. I’m such a dunce.

Enough of that. Easter is up. Easter - that time when some hairy, infant-loving dude named Jesus supposedly got tired of being dead, and well - grew some wings and flew away. Feel free to correct me if I’ve got the facts wrong. However, to the enlightened child that is yours truly, easter means nothing more than time off school and candy. The latter in an abundance. So, mom, if you’re reading this, the following is what Trine got from her mother: Candy1 and Candy2!

Also, as my birthday is now only two days away, Trine handed me some awesome bounty yesterday. A Team Fortress 2 inspired T-shirt. The message is pretty “internal” and I love it. Thanks. <3

I was going to write something about how completely inane Sony Ericsson has been designing their pc software as well, but I’ve written way too much already. Hopefully you’re all doing well, no matter how excruciating the weather around you may be. Bye. : )

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